Dead Caterpillar

The universe is a vast cosmic conspiracy ...

It’s only March but I already know what I want to get my cat Penny for Christmas.

Ye Ol’ Blog Archive

• Not the brightest kid
• Sudden realizations
• I give you Whit Hertford
• The life and times of Penny McGenny
• Rant: hot dogs, condiments, evolution
• It’s 9/11 again
• A weekend update
• Darn you all to heck!
• My blog has gone anorexic
• We sell boxes
• I could not decide which was more entertaining
• The vampire hunter
• If my cat and dog could talk
• And here we find our young protagonist …
• Are Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Smaller? An Investigative Journalism Piece
• And the most ironic book title of the year award goes to …
• Russell Brand biographical notes
• Cupcakes anyone?
• Same drink, different glass, true story
• Suspicious craigslist apartment listing
• Missing invisible friend
• I wish my cat were a dog
• No work today!
• No exceptions
• A moment of Pure Idiocy
• The proverbial Charlie Sheen blog joke
• Easter irony
• Caucasian history month
• Rant: In defense of Story
• The glory days
• Some rhetorical questions
• The PetSpa
• Here comes the real world … again
• Proofreading fail
• The CIA Cat Guided Bomb
• Numbering fail
• I don’t mean to be condescending … but
• The muffin incident
• Some sweet ‘n sour sentiments in sentences
• Dark humor: some laugh, some cry
• Seven ridiculous facts about me
• My first skydiving experience
• CULM
• What it means to be a slacker
• Fun things to do on Facebook
• A heartwarming memory of my beloved bed-ridden grandfather
• The empty drink containers
• Understanding sarcasm and satire
• Classroom madness
• Hell hath no fury
• A fire in government class
• Penny writes … about stuffs
• The coffee cycle
• The mystery of the number twelve
• A few bad writing habits
• Steve Jobs isn’t doing his job
• HGWs
• Revenge tastes like peaches & cream
• I’m rooting for the Japanese in “Whale Wars”

A glowy picture of my dog

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