Suspicious craigslist apartment listing

Saturday, May 28th, 2011

GREETINGS FLESHY MEAT SACS 

WE ARE AN ACTUAL HUMAN SEEKING AN OTHER ACTUAL HUMAN TO TAKE UP RESIDENCE WITH US FOR PURPOSES WHICH ARE NORMAL AND NOT WEIRD, LIKE HELPING TO LOWER THE MONTHLY PAYMENTS TO LOCAL GOVERNING BODIES AND STUDYING FLESHY MEAT SAC INTERACTIONS

OUR RESIDENCE IS VERY DESIRABLE AND APPEALS TO MANY THINGS WHICH ACTUAL HUMANS, LIKE US, ENJOY. EXAMPLES ARE LISTED BELOW

- FURNISHED BEDROOM
- BREATHABLE AIR
- EARTH-STANDARD GRAVITY
- BODY WASTE DISPOSAL SYSTEM
- A FLOOR

YOU ARE VERY INTERESTED IN OUR PROPOSAL, AND WISH TO CONTACT US THROUGH DIGITAL COMMUNICATION. PLEASE CAUSE YOUR SPINDLY BONE-FILLED APPENDAGES TO PERCUSS YOUR KEYBOARD

1707 BELLEVUE AVENUE (google map) (yahoo map)

• Location: EARTH
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Quiet the cricket sounds and leave a comment

Name (required)

Mail (will not be published) (required)

Website

2 + = four