Dead Caterpillar


The universe is a vast cosmic conspiracy ...

Some rhetorical questions

Wednesday, Mar 23rd, 2011

Is Christopher the new Vice President of Executive Projects and Media Relations or is he tired of inventing new parking spots in ditches, on lawns, soccer fields and even roof tops?

Perhaps the current Vice President of Executive Projects and Media Relations has come on hard times and downgraded to a rusty ’98 Nissan Altima with 150K miles, a severely dented body and missing hub cap …

No, more than likely Christopher is tired of inventing new parking spots in ditches, on lawns, soccer fields and even roof tops.

What’s this?

Is Christopher a perpetual customer of the new Liberty University Bookstore or has he deduced, clever fellow that he is, that the parking police (clever fellows they are) have no way of determining which vehicles are owned by bookstore customers and which are not?

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