Seven ridiculous facts about me
Sunday, Dec 12th, 2010- I always go for the handicap stalls in public restrooms. I like the extra space.
- There are three phrases I want to say before I die but I can only say them when they are warranted, in very dramatic scenarios. The first: “Let’s dispense with the pleasantries.” The second: “Officers, arrest that man!” The third phrase must remain a secret until the time it is uttered. It is an awesome phrase, reserved for a proportionately awesome moment in my life.
- I’d rather face death than another raise in car insurance. Because of that, I don’t wear a seatbelt anymore.
- When there are no clean butter knives left to butter my toast in the morning, I use a steak knife. If there are no steak knives, I use a spoon. If there are no spoons, I use a fork. There are always forks.
- I am constantly reminded of my fallibility every time I attempt to tear perforated paper.
- I chose Communications for a major because it sounded easy.
- I work at a box factory. We cut, glue, strap and ship cardboard boxes. Were it not for people like me, people would have nothing to put their things in. I’m kind of a big deal.
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quieting the cricket sounds, here are seven ridiculous facts about me-
1. i love cupcakes. if you don’t know that by now, then you probably haven’t spent more then an hour with me.
2. I can’t park very well. and I’m getting my license soon.
3.I’m also a terrible speller, and had to use spell check to figure out how to spell the word “license”
4. On almost every test since the seventh grade, I have gotten an 82%
5. The only places I’ve ever worked have been either Asian, or dairy queen.
6. on Valentines day, my date took me to chic fil ae
7. I think almost anything taste better with either salt, cheese, whipped cream, or ( i just recently found out) hunger sauce.
Chick-fil-A on Valentines day? Dang that sucks. The guy you went out with must have been pretty cool.. what to make up for his poor taste in restaurants and all.