On the subject of feet and hands
Thursday, May 31st, 2012I’m not big into feet. It’s not that I have a gripe or a personal vendetta against feet, it’s just that I’m not personally a very big feet fan. I never really got into feet. Though I’d say, comparatively, I prefer my own feet to anyone else’s, overall I find feet smelly and repugnant and want nothing to do with them. Hands, I can stand. That is, I can stand hands, not that I can stand on my hands. I can’t hand-stand but I do like hands.
Just sayin’.
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