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On the subject of cheating

Thursday, Jan 16th, 2014

What’s up with cheating? I mean, do people really cheat? Is that a thing? When I was a kid, I thought it was just a convenient plot device for sitcoms and reality television shows but the older I get the more often I hear people talk about the  ol’ cheatin’ ex-boyfriend/girlfriend. The ol’ cheater-ooh. As much as people talk about it, you’d think it was the bread and butter of any relationship.

I’m confused by the logistics of cheating. How the fuck do married people, people with jobs, people with children, people already getting ass on at least a semi-permanent basis, have the time/energy and motivation to go out and get even more ass? Don’t they have other things to do? Jesus Christ people, read a book or something… pick up the clarinet. Find some fucking hobbies!

I mean, non-fucking hobbies …

… regular hobbies. Jesus.

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