Dead Caterpillar

The universe is a vast cosmic conspiracy ...

Watching my favorite sitcom or watching my cat trapped in the television cabinet …

So I did both! At the same time!

Ye Ol’ Blog Archive

• I’ve been getting into jazz
• How to read: a guide for adults
• Screenwriting 101: barfing
• The pinnacle
• Give a man a fish
• A tribute to noses
• Happy 100th post!
• Fuck pants
• Screenwriting 101: on TV, everyone drinks their coffee black
• Screenwriting 101: confusion is better than boredom
• Screenwriting 101: Make every character a Damn Catholic
• Planet of the Chickens
• How many social media icons should you have on your site?
• The Poop Argument
• What you might have missed watching “Cloud Atlas”
• A poem about brownies
• Dog guy
• Life tip: do it anyway
• Life tip: be thankful
• The Mighty Morphin Power Ranger Megazord Deluxe Edition by Bandai
• Snide remarks on Windows 8
• On walking
• Indecision
• An excerpt from my book …
• Why you laugh at Downey’s line: “Never Go Full Retard”
• Give it a rest, privacy whores
• Email notifications from Hell
• Why internet nerds hate internet explorer
• “This is The End” was a good time
• The Rains of Castamere
• Burnt bread is way underrated
• Why I’m a Pagan
• Idioms are for idiots
• A hard rain’s a-gonna fall
• Product Recommendation: Spotify
• Batman The Dark Knight Rises Review: Total Shit
• Prometheus was a bit thin (movie review, contains spoilers)
• Life on the beach
• Beach pic from way back when
• A message for tailgaiters
• On the subject of feet and hands
• It’s time …
• Rants on rhetoric
• The View
• Finally got around to reading Ulysses
• Not the brightest kid
• Sudden realizations
• I give you Whit Hertford
• The life and times of Penny McGenny
• Rant: hot dogs, condiments, pickle jars
• It’s 9/11 again
• Photoshop Tutorial: How to Re-produce the Clock Tower Scene from the famous Hill Valley Lightning storm of Nov. 12th 1955
• A weekend update
• Darn you all to heck!
• I could not decide which was more entertaining
• The vampire hunter
• Charles Dickens is plain boring
• If my cat and dog could talk
• And here we find our young protagonist …
• Are Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Smaller? An Investigative Journalism Piece
• And the most ironic book title of the year award goes to …
• Russell Brand biographical notes
• Same drink, different glass, true story
• Suspicious craigslist apartment listing
• I wish my cat were a dog
• A moment of Pure Idiocy
• The proverbial Charlie Sheen blog joke
• Rant: In defense of Story
• Some rhetorical questions
• Here comes the real world … again
• The CIA Cat Guided Bomb
• I don’t mean to be condescending … but
• Some sweet ‘n sour sentiments in sentences
• Dark humor: some laugh, some cry
• Seven ridiculous facts about me
• My first skydiving experience
• CULM
• What it means to be a slacker
• Man vs. White Space
• The evil gnome conspiracy
• A heartwarming memory of my beloved bed-ridden grandfather
• The empty drink containers
• The difference between sarcasm and satire
• Classroom madness
• Hell hath no fury
• A fire in government class
• Penny writes … about stuffs
• The coffee cycle
• The mystery of the number twelve
• A few bad writing habits
• My little rhyme
• Revenge tastes like peaches & cream
• I’m rooting for the Japanese in “Whale Wars”
• Angels go to McDonalds
• Reflections, sitting in the dentist chair

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