Dead Caterpillar


The universe is a vast cosmic conspiracy ...

Email notifications from Hell

Saturday, Jun 22nd, 2013

Receive an email from Amazon for “Product Review Feedback.”

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Curl up in a corner and cry.

Quiet the cricket sounds and leave a comment


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